Slip a glazed doughnut around his manhood and nibble it off.
Honestly, I prefer Boston Cream Pie
Source: cosmosextips
At first I thought this was an Onion story, then I was into it, then I was outraged, then I was into it, then I remembered that these people want to take my foie away. Which somehow, considering this most recent campaign, seems like a contradiction
Source: nevver