Family Upgrades To Shells & Cheese

MOBILE, AL— After years of eating regular Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, the Conroy family upgraded Monday to the higher-end Velveeta Shells & Cheese. “We’ve finally arrived,” said wife Beverly Conroy while serving up a heaping bowl of the delicacy, made possible by husband Corey’s 35-cent raise at the local tile factory. “It’s nothing but the finest processed instant foods for us from now on.” Pending sensible budgeting, the family hopes to move up from Hydrox cookies to Oreos by August.

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